Make me laugh in 10 second

Yandiman Lelondonien:
Who make me laugh? Zapaterro, too funny this guy. See below.

Zapaterro StrongMan:
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. 
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Bobelle Casanova:
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?